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Starting with the young
P.J. the real SLIM shady
with an anecdote
Speaking of which, Pat
a baseball analogy
it is like science
Cathy Quinones
the Purveyor of Science
teach us all you know
Science is complex
more than can fit in haiku
let’s discuss ethics
Never fabricate
be honest with your data
or sleep to the top
Who is an author
the PI and you of course
but not the lab tech
Blowing the whistle
scientific misconduct
let everyone know
Is it ethical
animals used for research
or choose me instead
A summer of work
this is what SURE students do
Yee haw for research
Living like the flies
looking through the microscope
virgins and white eyes
Find where the fish go
how do they migrate in lakes
track with GPS
Briarcliff Campus
putting floaties on the rats
hey shuttle come back
Working at Yerkes
you get poopie thrown on you
chimps are not monkeys
Going to the lab
what will my project entail
where is my mentor
Presenting research
the title is important
so are the figures
Just open your eyes
science is all around us
explore, research, thrive
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